Emails My Dad Sent

Run, Hide or Fight!

I have long been aware that not all my neighbors share any sort of popular opinion for firearms. You are all welcome to that opinion To each his own I say. However please do not let that prevent you from glancing over this safe tips video.

It addresses what to do if you are confronted with an armed person who is someone who is not law abiding, not one of my good neighbors, just a little crazy, or high on drugs I respectfully ask that you watch it given the current times we are living in.

Bear Efficiency

Some just know how to get things done!

These pictures are said to have been taken by a guy from Grande Cache, Alberta, 1.5 hours south of Grande Prairie, by the Berland River on Highway 40.
Take a look at the time frame in the bottom right-hand corner of each picture ...

Sunset in Indiana

It helps to have been raised in Indiana to understand this.

Senior Sex

Senior Sex

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

LCpl Schmuckatelli USMC

He really does exist!

In With The South, Out With The East

In sports, the SEC is very popular these days, especially in football. But, as Frank Deford points out, it's hard times for members of the Big East.

OK, here's the idea: Greece leaves the EU and jumps to the SEC.
Bingo! With all the television and bowl money it would get, Greece would be solvent again, and the Southeastern Conference would get that big Athens TV market.

My Dad Blocks Text Messaging on His Phone

AS OF TODAY OUR CELL PHONE HAS BEEN BLOCKED FOR TEXT MESSAGES.

I noticed on a couple of recent Verizon bills that I had been charged for a text message. I have never sent a text, nor do I even know how to retrieve one, and the same goes for Mom. Therefore, I do not want to receive charges for an unused tool.